We certainly weren’t surprised that Men in tights ruled the box office weekend, what with the inane marketing campaign and all the talk of a “New” type of Superman, one more palatable to the xanax-popping, pillow-biting weepers that make up today’s viewing public. And a hundred and sixteen million bucks is nothing to sneeze at.

Despite our disgust at such a wimpy leading man, we’re glad the so-called Man Of Steel was able to decimate Seth Rogen and his posse of posers and their hopeless offering of “This Is The End.” This one will be out of theaters in less than a month, and rightly so. If only we could make Rogen and Jonah Hill vanish that easily. Think how many brain cells we could actually save.